Friday, September 23, 2005

Time for change

I am officially changing my job title from Certified Coder to Professional Paper Pusher. It was going to be Professional Paper Pushin' Ass Kissin' Staple Pullin' Paper Shreddin' Envelope Stampin' Gettin' Stabbed in the Back by Back Stabbing Bitches Who Need to get Their Lips Stapled Shut and Their Fingernails Pulled Out Slowly With pliers. However, that is just a little too long. So I think I'll just stick with Professional Paper Pusher.

Thank you very much for your time and assistance. Have a wonderful day.

Sincerely,

April, PPP

7 comments:

Opaco said...

here's my title...
professional phone answering, technical geek speaking, construction worker translating time waster.

yeah, that was lame. sorry.

mikey said...

have you re-designed your business cards yet? because they should reflect your new title/position...

The Lone Rangers said...

I agree with Mikey.

But even if you took only the first letters PPASKSPPSESGSBBSBWNTGTLSSaFNPSWP

You would have to explain your title everythime you handed out a card.

Jezzy said...

Great post. lol

Kira said...

No, no, no. Your official job title is, "Kira's Official Ego Feeder."

Sheesh!

;)

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