Friday, October 21, 2005

Bukkake & HA HA!

I've participated in some bukkake action over on Maine's site, if you'd like to check it out it's some pretty funny shit. Maine ALWAYS has really funny shit on there, but I'm not always there. (like it really matters)

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When I got home from work yesterday, I asked Ethan how he did in school. His teacher has implemented a behavior system in which each kid starts off with a green and depending on how many times she has to discipline them they go to yellow, followed by red then blue. Green is the goal in our house, however Ethan thinks that a yellow is not bad because it's only ONE warning. I have made it clear to him that yellow is not ok. Anyway, after I asked he got this 'I did something wrong' look on his face and said,

Him: "I got a blue."
Me: "Why?"
Him: "Well," (he started to smile really big) "I'm not sure which one got me a blue, but I kicked Zane in the balls and I called Mrs. Landman a B." (then he proceeded to laugh)
Me: (now I'm just PISSED) "Do you think this is funny?"
Him: (he just starts laughing harder)
Me: "This is NOT funny, Ethan and you'd better stop laughing RIGHT NOW!"
Him: "It's REALLY funny Mommy, I can't help it."
Me: (I am in shock at this point because my son just told me that he kicked another boy in the balls and called the teacher a bitch AND HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! So I put my purse down and said,) "I'm going to whip your butt and let's see how funny you think that is!" (then I grab his arm to bend him over my knee)
Him: "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I got you Mommy! I'm just kidding, I got a green! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

That little booger pulled a good one on me. I guess that's what I get for telling him a toy party was for Mommies to get together with Santa's Elves and let them know what our kids want for Christmas! Maybe it was for telling him that if he keeps playing with his wiener and getting it "stuck" (as he likes to call it) that one day it will stay stuck.

So I've come to the conclusion that my son is not going to be a doctor, lawyer, or astronaut. He's going to be an actor. For a 7 year old he had his act down GOOD!! Seriously, I can't see him calling the teacher a bitch, but he had me convinced that he called her one and he thought it was hysterically funny!! Oh well, at least I have time to come to terms with hearing about his personal life on E! and possibly even some dirt being brought up about my past. Ok so it's more like a landfill rather than dirt, but they'll have to prove it!!

I can't believe that bukkake and my son are mentioned in the same post. There's gotta be a law against this somewhere.

6 comments:

Kira said...

April, our kids are around for our entertainment! Haha! That's hilarious that he came up with two very naughty behaviors right off the spot like that. I guess the key was he thought it was funny? Great stuff!

Macca said...

Nice job on Maine's site!

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