Thursday, October 27, 2005

They've taken over!!

"They" are in reference to the snot monsters. They've won the battle over my white blood cells and told my immune system to fuck off! The snot monsters have invaded my eyeballs causing them to feel like they're going to pop right out of the sockets! My ears have also given up their fight, so my eustacian tubes are full of snot monsters and I cannot hear. Once the snot monsters reach my nose, they have fun tickling my sinuses to make me sneeze. From there they look for others to infect. They also like to use my esophagus as a large slide, just to make me cough them back up. They're mean monsters people, and you should avoid them at all costs!!

11 comments:

Macca said...

When I was younger and got stuffed up, I always wanted to get me one of those suction tubes that the dentist uses for your drool and use it to clean out my sinuses.
Someone should invent that shit.

Anonymous blogger said...

Get some Zinc.

Opaco said...

I hate being sick, hope you feel better soon.

jadedprimadonna said...

I read this fall is one of the worst falls for allergies ever. Hope you feel better soon!

Mr Vholes said...

So happy I decided to look at your blog while having a late lunch.

P.S. "Anonymous blogger" has a VERY GAY avatar.

april said...

Macca-I'm 27 and still want to get me one of those dentist suction tubes.

Anon-Will Zinc get rid of the snot monsters?

Opaco & Jaded-Thank you both!!

AM-Don't be hatin' because Anon has a nice body and fights fires. He's a married man with 2 kids, not gay.

Kira said...

Oohhh sounds charming! Is it just you, or is your son infected too?

april said...

Kira-I acquired the snot monsters from Ethan. He had them over the weekend. I ALWAYS seem to get sick when he does too. Without fail. Yucky!

One day I'll write a book... said...

I was invaded last week. And they won't go away. Help!

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