Monday, December 05, 2005

Whatdoya do?

I was getting dressed for work this morning and Ethan walked into my bedroom. I was standing with my back to him, pulling up my pants. He comes over to me and lightly spanks my butt as he sang, "What ya gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk."

I almost fell over in laughter. Then he said, "Mommy's got a big ol' butt, oh yeah!"

Only my boy.

7 comments:

Bill said...

Some things are better left unsaid... I have no comment about yesterday, other than why does Houston keep teasing me with 4th quarter leads.

Good thing you aren't selfconscious.

dukethor said...

Reminds me of the last line of a poem by Paul Gilmartin called Bad Pickup Lines:

"Excuse me for interrupting
and I am not trying to make a pass,
but you must be leaving the country
if your packing that much ass!"

Sorry, just trying to help. :)

schmims said...

Funny. Preppy said the same thing just the other morning. :)

Kira said...

...at least he didn't sing, "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun!"

My daughter once asked me after hearing the I like Big Butts song, "Mommy? Am I little in the middle and do I got much back?" I replied with a smile, "Of course you do, honey! All the women in our family do!"

Randi said...

Ah... from the mouths of babes.

Opaco said...

yeah my nephew said to his mom that her butt was big, not like a ball, but like a tire. it was so hilarious.

JR said...

Haha oh man that is pretty funny but i tried to that to my girlfriend all i got was a slap, i got laid later though,
thats funny. hey, what are u gunna do wit all the junk inside that trunk