Thursday, January 26, 2006

All the gang bangers forgot about the drive-by

Apparently the douche bag from my previous post decided to throw up the white flag. If you were not able to go to her "blog" before she took it down, you can go to Dark Damian's blog and see the screen shot of her shit here. He's smart like that. Although I think he just did it to have Hottie's boobies on his post. The douche bag also replied to an e-mail that Laurie sent which you can read here. She called Laurie mean, which I found to be slightly amusing.

Anyway, I found this thing on Opaco's blog and just for the fun of it, I decided to see what it said about me. After reading the very first one, I realized that the maker of this trivia thing must know me and is being a funny guy using feet instead of foot. Asshole.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about April!

  1. April can taste with her feet.
  2. In Chinese, the sound 'April' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  3. Tradition allows women to propose to April only during leap years.
  4. In Japan, April can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil April!
  6. More people are killed by April each year than die in airplane accidents.
  7. The difference between April and a village is that April does not have a church.
  8. Some hotels in Las Vegas have April floating in their swimming pools.
  9. April is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  10. April can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
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Deep Throat of the Day: What is the point in saying "Can I ask you a question" prior to asking ANOTHER question?

5 comments:

jadedprimadonna said...

*Shakes head*... Good grief. Some people...

The deep throat quote is quite true. I'll have to remember it.

hotdrwife said...

April:

This was my #1:

Research indicates that HDW will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

Maine said...

If you could grow three feet in a 24 hour period, then, tomorrow, you'd have four feet. And that would be really, really weird...

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