Thursday, January 05, 2006

For shits sake, eat something!

Since I'm not really leaving my house unless it's absolutely necessary, I've been watching a lot of television. Gradually I've been noticing how anorexic skinny more and more super bitches are getting. Then on New Year's Eve I watched a special hosted by Hilary Duff and I wanted to puke. She's so crackhead skinny now, that she's not even cute anymore. I liked the cute Hilary.

There's a whole slew of them walking around looking like they've got an eating disorder. Lindsay Lohan (who just admitted to being bulimic), Nicole Richie, and Brittany Murphy just to name a few. I have a hearty appreciation for the female body and honestly being that skinny is disgusting to me. What happened to curves being sexy? What happened to the "J Lo ass" being the new "in" thing? Are there actually men who like to see collar bones and vertebra protruding through a woman's skin?


On a different note, today is JJ's 30th Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JJ!!!! Dr. Phil said quit being a pussy and celebrate your birthday alcoholic style!!


Randi said...

What's up with Catherine Zeta Jones though? And Beyonce? I mean, that shit's smokin' hot. Or maybe I'm just saying that because in society's terms at a size 12 I could be a plus model. (shudders)

Coley said...

No kidding, is there anyone more amazing looking and FEMININE than Selma Hayek? Aren't BREASTS supposed to be good? Trust me, broads that thin do not have actual breasts. I had to finally gain 40 pounds before I got a set of knockers worth mentioning. *sigh*

Laurie said...

And, can I just say, What the FUCK is up with Hilary's new teeth???? She looks utterly ridiculous!! They are all big and Chiclet-like. They seriously scare the shit outta me.

fyrchk said...

Thank God you love the big women. HAHAHAHAHA

april said...

Randi- You're right Catherine and Beyonce are gorgeous, but you're no plus size model!! You need to be bigger than a 12 don't you? The Lane Bryant models don't look like they're as small as a 12.

Coley-I've been blessed with boobs since I was like 12. By the time I was in 8th grade they were D's. I'm down to a C now that I've lost weight and I like them just the way they are.

Laurie-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I've noticed that too but I didn't think they were new, I just thought that since her face got so skinny it practically disappeared, her teeth are more noticeable. You said Chiclet-like....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Fyrchk-You know I can't resist me some TT!! =)

A.J. said...

I can only speak for myself, but bony broads are HOT! However, I look at films of the liberation of the nazi concentration camps as "spank fuel"

Eeugh! Sarcasm aside, I think I'm going to hell for that one.

JJ said...

Thanks for the shout out.

Naturally skinny girls are alright I guess. I mean, Keira Knightly's pretty hot. But Lohan, Duff, et al are fading away. They look unhealthy.

I still say the hottest of hot girls simply must have an ass. Jessica Alba's a prime example.

Anonymous said...

Skinny is hot. Emaciated is not.

A.J. That comment may or may not send you to hell, but I have to admit I laughed out loud at it.

Anonymous said...

I laughed, too. And i guess i'll see you in hell (they've booked me in the executive suite for all the shit i've said in my day that was really, REALLY wrong).

i used to be all about the lohan when it was duff v. lohan mostly because she was 1) real 2) not bones and 3) not hillary duff.

or maybe i'm just jealous that she pulls off bulimia a hell of a lot better than i do.

schmims said...

I gained a couple pounds or shall we say ten, over the past year and have been working on losing it. Instead of losing it around the waist in oh, say the love handle area, I lost it in the boobs. Damn it!

Kira said...

I have issues with skinny chicks. They look unhealthy and boyish to me without the curves. A real woman should have t and a. I loved what Bellybutton used to say about this issue (an ex who attained his name because...uhhhh...his equipment comes all the way up to his bellybutton...yeah, I found out that there's such a thing as too big): Skinny chicks are a total turn off. All I can think when I stare at one is, damn, we'll be going at it, and her bones will lacerate me, and suddenly I'll be bleeding everywhere. Women were meant to have cushion.

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