Thursday, February 16, 2006

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a secret that I'm about to unleash. Can you handle it?

Deep within the twisted organ I call my intestines, festers the biggest weapon of mass destruction known to man. And I'm about to let that bitch out right here in Northern Virginia. Dick Cheney's bird shot ain't got SHIT on my irritable bowel syndrome!

You've been warned.

10 comments:

Randi said...

I'm so glad you're on the top of my blog list so first thing in the morning I get a smile thinking about you and your IBS. Have a good one... movement and day, that is.

Maine said...

*ducking*

*covering*

Itchy said...

Oh no! Mud Butt!!! You better get that mess cleared up by Saturday...I'm all out of gas masks. :D

fyrchk said...

I feel bad for whoever goes in the bathroom after you!

A.J. said...

......and you thought that I was brave leaving my last post.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Dark Damian said...

I swear, your ass should be registered with the ATF as a possible deadly firearm. Seriously, that thing's dangerous. You need a buttplug made of cork.

The Lily said...

Good god people, when did poop become en mode? I'll skip this trend, thanks.

Miss Sassy said...

Between the cute little non-legged South Park chick and the gorilla with his toes curled on the pot staring me in the face with sweat on his brow...
I'm sorry, I just can't NOT think of you swingin your feet on the john ALL THE TIME!!
Veggies. They're whats for dinner.

dukethor said...

Have you ever noticed how certain themes keep rolling over and over again and again in your life?

This last weekend at my daughters' birthday party, one of the girls decided to not have any cake. I thought this was a little odd, and mentioned it, but the girl gave no explanation. On V-day, I was volunteering in the classroom for the party when the same girl came up to me and decided to tell my why she didn't want any cake, and proceeded to tell me about her IBS. Do I have a sign on my forehead that says, "Please tell me about your IBS"?

Rumblin Durango said...

All I have to say is... that's no secret. And, you left the door wide open again too, didn't ya? :) ~ Rick