Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Best Day Ever

Today is a good day. Why you ask? Because I called in sick to work. However........I have no sickness. I also have no husband, Ethan, father-in-law, or brother-in-law. Today it's just me. (and the dog, but she's chillin') In honor of MY day, I will be watching sappy movies which make me cry like a baby, eating whatever the fuck I want, roaming the house naked, maybe throw in some porn if I'm feeling froggy, I won't be answering the phone, I won't be doing any cleaning, and I'm only going to do whatever the fuck I feel like doing.

Your regularly scheduled program will resume tomorrow. Have a wonderful day!!

Deep Throat of the Day: Don't hate.

16 comments:

hotdrwife said...

Good girl!

Here's to feelin' froggy!~

Maine said...

That's hot. How are you not drunk right now?

fyrchk said...

P-O-R-N

PORN PORN PORN!

YAY PORN!!!!!!

Randi said...

I'm super jealous. I'll be at jury while you're having Naked Porn Feast Day. Nice.

Itchy said...

I do most of that while I am at work. So there. :P

Alicat said...

I am jealous. Work is trying to make me jump off a building. Have a great day, not just ofr you, but for me too!

Coley said...

Rock that Random Day Off! Those are always far better than any planned vacation ever. mmmmmm, nudity and sappy movies. Throw a little fried chicken and ice cream into the mix, sounds about perfect.

mikey said...

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So, did you remember to stock up on batteries? Or are you going on manual for a while? (:

A.J. said...

You paint a wonderful picture. Thanks for the inspiration!

schmims said...

I've never seen porn. Also on your list of things you are not doing is answer my comment question.

Grant said...

I love those mental health days. I recommend calling in well for them. Just explain to your boss that it's a lovely day and you'll be damned if you're going to waste it on them. If that doesn't work, just tell them the voices in your head commanded you to stay home and oil your chainsaws.

Oh, and post some naked pics to your blog. Many doctors recommend this. :)

The Lily said...

That's awesome.

Kira said...

Grant, careful...she'll just post a picture of her leg for ya then ;)

Sounds like you know how to stay home from work and make the most of it. I think most moms really become aware of how precious alone time is and hence know how to REALLY make it rock!

dukethor said...

Harold and Maude

For the sappy movies, not for pr0n.

Miss Sassy said...

I am thinking about doing the same tomorrow actually... but I am taking the morning off for a funeral and was gonna feign lame all day - the boss beat me to it though with "as long as your here to close up, its cool."
Bitch.
I wanted to cry and eat and get froggy if I felt like it!!
ClickClick for me and its a good thing you told me not to hate because that was my FIRST CHOICE REACTION.
Have fun doll, back to the dull soon enough.

Lisa said...

Woo Hoo!!! My kinda day!