Friday, April 07, 2006

All of you are wonderful

After yesterday's post, I felt bad because I didn't want any of you to feel left out. I could only pick five (and not in any order) and those picks were actually based on if I found really good images. I must have tried 3/4 of the people on my blogroll (including Schmims and Dark Damian) with not so great images for the words that came to mind. Not that the words were bad, they just didn't have any images that were like, THAT'S IT! So I would like to extend a sincere apology to those who may now think that I'm an asshole. Please forgive me for being an.......













I would also like to add that I do not think that straight men should drive the VW Bugs.

That is all.

Deep Throat of the Day: Is admitting that I'm an asshole the first step?

21 comments:

Maine said...

The first step is being an asshole. Admitting it is step, like, nine or something.

Dark Damian said...

The second step is not letting your asshole friends make you feel bad for being an asshole.

I'm still on Maine's step one.

Alicat said...

Why would we think you are an asshole? The directions clearly stated 5. And, if you were going by the 12 step program's steps yes admitting is the first step. But who the shit cares???

Ron said...

To be honest, I don't think gay men should drive them either.

fyrchk said...

Should I be happy that you didn't do a picture of a torpedo?

And you're not an asshole baby, you're THE asshole. Own that shit with pride!

Ev said...

Being an asshole is very freeing.

If people don't like you...Fuck'em.

If you don't like people...Fuck'em.

If they can't say shit to your face ...Fuck'em.

If they can't take what they dish out....Fuck'em.

That's basically the gist of being an asshole.

Welcome to the club. You wouldn't believe the names on our membership roster.

Coley said...

Some people say Asshole, I just say "honest". Tom-ay-to, to-mah-to. Some people call me a bitch, I just think I'm blunt. It's all semantics baby!

nicole said...

Dude, your blog has a circulation of like 1,000 people. There's no WAY you could name everyone!

There there, April! ;)

Macca said...

I can't believe you left me off your post.. How could you April?? HOW COULD YOUUUUUU? We go back, like a ways or something.

Send me naked pics of yourself and all will be forgiven ;)

fyrchk said...

Now I feel like an asshole cause I was picked just because you could find an image of boobs.

I can't win.

Randi said...

unless the bug is a turbo s package like my little bitch. she's a transvestite cuz she's a chick car w/ balls.

schmims said...

The last blind date I went on, the guy was 12 years older than me, drove a ROYAL BLUE VW BUG and wore a black shirt with white leather tennis shoes, and a brown belt. I didn't even stay for dessert.

And you know I was kidding with you about being an arse. What image would I be anyway. I can't think of one.

Debbie said...

Yes, I think sometimes that I am an asshole too.

NWJR said...

I'm not just an asshole, I'm the WHOLE FUCKIN' ASS!

:-P

dukethor said...

Oooooo, I am soooooo disappointed. I come to your site and see the word 'Asshole', then I went back and read yesterdays post. I was sooooooo hoping that custom plate was for all of the rest of US! But no, you've got to try to hog it all to yourself!

Share the wealth, woman! They're plenty of us assholes to go around. :)

Sar said...

Jeesh, that's some welcome banner ya got there, pickle nazi!

Just wanted to say thanks for the funny birthday wishes you left me at Belle - you rock, April!

JJ said...

here's a picture of an asshole:

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(stolen from vonnegut)

Kira said...

I forgot to put in the phrase for April from your last post (and it doesn't include the asshole word!):

Crunchy bitch outside with creamy soft-hearted inside!

Yes, April is a candy bar. EAT HER!

***I'll start...line forms behind me!

D.T. said...

Or maybe all straight guys should drive the VW Bug with that license plate...

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