Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Say what?

Ok, so I decided to give Mr. I love you another chance. We had a really nice talk and decided to take things slow. After all, he DOES look like Colin Farrel. Who can turn that down?? As for when he told me he loved me, it wasn't during our hypothetical sexual experience. There were other things said during that time.............

A few of you wondered why he's getting divorced and from what I'm told, he and his wife just grew apart. They were high school sweethearts and had been together for 10 years. It happens.

In other news, my husband has a new girlfriend. She's 20 years old, built like a 12 year old boy and strongly resembles a rat. I find the whole situation rather amusing. I saw her at the gas station the other day and she said something along the lines of, "You're just jealous..." HA MOTHERFUCKING HA!! Excuse me?? Jealous?? OF YOU??? Bitch PLEASE!!! First of all, she ain't got SHIT on me. Second of all, if I wanted that mother fucker, I could have him back in a heart beat. Third of all, she'd better not come crying to me when she's sporting her black eye. And that's all I've got to say about that.

I hope everyone has been doing well.

Deep Throat of the Day: Does she REALLY think I'm jealous?

23 comments:

Grant said...

Sounds good that the guy is getting a divorce after growing apart. Most people insist on staying together and making themselves and everyone around them miserable. The best thing for a bad relationship is a swift execution. If that's not feasible, ending the relationship is your next best bet.

NWJR said...

"She's 20 years old, built like a 12 year old boy and strongly resembles a rat."


BWAHAHAHAHA!

You'll have to resist the urge to say "I told you so" when he starts beating her. Does the woman have ANY pride at all?

No, you're not jealous. WTF would you be jealous of? YOU have your shit together. Keep it that way.

Dark Damian said...

Oh, yeah. She KNOWS you're jealous. Who wouldn't want an abusive, out-of-work, shiftless, lazy, ugly, stupid, crazy, lyin' ass, ridiculous, ungrateful, controlling, jealous (there's that word again), redneckish, duck-huntin', bow and arrow using WINNER like him?

Coley said...

Any woman who says "You're just jealous" is so intimidated by you, you can smell the "Pathetic" all over her. And no, she doesn't really believe you are jealous. (At least I hope not, otherwise we can add "Mentally Incapacitated" to your list of her attributes.)
Meanwhile, good luck in the continuing adventures of MR. I Love You.

The Lily said...

Good Lord. "You're just jealous." Is the sign of an uncreative mind. But I guess that goes without saying as far as that waste of protoplasm is concerned.

I don't think words really would have been necessary in reply. I hope you laughed in her face, then walked away laughing, then got in your car laughing and then drove away with your head thrown back...

You guessed it, laughing.

Randi said...

Girls just say that jealous thing cuz they're insecure and immature. Whereas, from what I know of you, you're all that and a bag of chips.

212designs said...

yes honey she does,..

a penis should come with the warning label that it will make us blind,..

because they do! LOL

Amanda said...

Jealous? Of what? The black eye in her near future?? Crazy heifer.

nicole said...

No. Women just tell themselves that when they know they're dating losers and need to find a good excuse for it.

Ya done good, kid. Ya done good. ;)

Miss Sassy said...

The next girl ALWAYS thinks of jealousy, it keeps them from wondering why YOU won't have him. Plus he's been trash talkin you to her and telling her how great she is, so its all smoke and fun house mirrors to her.

Glad the other guy turned out actually dateable!!!! No, seriously, it freaked me out for you a little, but its sweet really. Just be sure he doesn't have a restraining order for stalking anywhere, alrighty??

No Ethan report? He must be well =)

jadedprimadonna said...

I know NWJR already posted this in the comments, but what the heck... it's too funny not to paste twice: "She's 20 years old, built like a 12 year old boy and strongly resembles a rat...." ROFLMAO!

It's common for people who are incessantly jealous of others to accuse other people of being jealous of them. I don't think she really believes that you are jealous though.

Laurie said...

She's a rat skank.

End of story.

MISS YOU!

schmims said...

She's scared of you.

Bill said...

Taking it slow, good plan. I gather he didn't break out the love at the end of your last date.

The Soviet said...

you're much hotter than a 12-year-old boy. MUCH hotter.

D.T. said...

Oooh...so you were hit with the classic Dis-and-Run, huh? Yeah, you were bound to be hit by it sooner or later, because really, what ex-lover doesnt dis you to their new lover?

And I'm really glad you took the high road and didnt pull a Jerry Springer stint right there at the service station. You know you were the best thing to ever happen in his life. You know no matter how long or where he searches, he's never gonna find anyone like you.

So why fight that boy scout, when you already know the truth, you know? And you know what that's called April? Growth. Good for you!

P.S. Thanks for the Collin Farrel update!

Secret said...

"She's 20 years old, built like a 12 year old boy and strongly resembles a rat."

nuff said....No way your jealous. Just smile sweetly and "yes, honey I am, and when you grow up, you'll be jealous of me!"

Happiness is always a good laugh!

Kira said...

dark damian said it best! I can't improve on that one :)

Well, Colin F might have been overeager there, so...if his worst offense was to say I love you first, I suppose that's ok to give him another chance. I just would keep your eyes open. Then again, I'm a suspicious bitch ;)

pinkpanther said...

Well they do have the phrase "young and nieve" for a reason.

cinders said...

I once had a guy with Colin Farrel eyes. Mmm, yummy.

As long as he's better behaved than the real Colin, best to you.

J R Estelle said...

After a recent experience, I'm glad you 2 were able to talk and then decided to take things slow.

Good luck with it.

Sassy One said...

Next time you see her, you should throw little bits of cheese at her....What a tool.

Good luck with Colin Farrel look a like. :-)

mojotek said...

What is it with American men's obsession with girls that look like 12 year-old boys? Give me a woman with an ass and some boobs I can suck on for days.

Oh, and she doesn't really think you're jealous... that's just how immature/insecure bitches respond to everything.