Last week, my soon to be ex-husband did something that won't surprise any of you. No, he didn't beat his girlfriend. Yet. What he did do was get his 3rd DUI, while driving on a suspended license AND don't forget about being on unsupervised probation for punching me in the eye. (see a few posts back) Oh yes, I'm probably more happy about this than I should be, but he deserves it. He's definitely getting some jail time. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! Come on, cheer with me. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You know you like it too!
Ethan lost his first football game last Saturday, but he did make the biggest play of the game. He got an interception late in the 4th quarter, then proceeded to run in front of the stands, raising his hands up to get the crowd cheering for him. Only my boy, I tell ya. He's so awesome.
I went on another horrible date. The guy and I went to the grocery store to get steaks to cook on his grill. When we walked up to the check out line I laid my steak down on the belt and you know what he did? He grabbed one of the dividers and put it behind my steak. Then laid his steak down. Yup, he made me pay for my own steak. Where do I find these mother fuckers??????
I hope everyone is doing well!! Have a great day!
Deep Throat of the Day: I hope he gets fucked up the ass in jail. I really do.