Monday, October 09, 2006

Being honest

I have gas.

Really bad, stinky, foul gas.

I work in a doctors office.

Not a good combo.

That is all.

Deep Throat of the Day: I think I just shit my pants.

8 comments:

Grant said...

All right! First!

That is all.

Kira said...

Damn! He beat me again!

Use a cork? :)

Miss Sassy said...

I've got the same thing - but at the front desk of a temp agency.
Also not a good combo.
My fix - wait til the bathroom is empty and roll the heiny around on the seat and try to get it all out... its been 20 minutes of easy breathing so far...

NWJR said...

Best piece of advice I ever received:

"Never trust a fart"

No need to thank me. That's what I'm here for.

Amanda said...

I love your honesty. I really do. ;)

Dark Damian said...

Your flatulence is legendary, Ape. I think your ass should be registered as a lethal weapon.

For many reasons.

Heh.

JJ said...

There must have been something going around. I had some pretty rough ones yesterday too. Kinda like eggs.

mojotek said...

I had the exact same problem... and I was the only guy in the office besides the doctors. I had to "crop dust" all over the place and spread the scent around to try and deny my involvement in the stinkiness.