Over the weekend my parents septic tank backed up so I called my soon to be ex-husbands uncle, JR, because he owns a septic pumping business. He had no problem coming to pump the tank, but he had his granddaughter, Jenna, with him so I agreed to watch her during the process. After he was done, I told him that I would bring Jenna back to his house later so she could play with Ethan for a while. When I dropped her off, JR invited Ethan and I to have pizza with him and Jenna for lunch. I said sure because I've known the guy for 6 years and he's family via marriage.
Anyway, he started asking me about why Sammy and I split up then asked me what I was looking for in a man. The only thing that crossed my mind when he was asking me this was, "Why the fuck does he wanna know?" I didn't bother going into details with him regarding that because I didn't want him to start comparing his qualities to those that I'm seeking. Then he asked what I feared he would. "What do you think about me and you being together?" WHAT?? IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS??? Not only would that be wrong on so many levels, but fucking disgusting. GROSS!! So I told him that he's just too old for me AND I don't find him attractive. Apparently he didn't get it.
THEN you know what this mother fucker did? He tried to KISS ME!! I felt his slimy, nasty, old man alcoholic tongue touch my lips and I lost it. I got up and decked him right in his mouth. I said, "Mother fucker, don't you EVER try to touch me ever again or I will lay you right the fuck out!!" I grabbed my purse, and I left.
I wanted to puke after it happened, and I wanna puke now just thinking about it. FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!
Deep Throat of the Day: Why do old men hit on significantly younger women? Do they think that they'll actually have a chance? Maybe some women like dating men old enough to be their father, I however find it repulsive.