Believe it or not, I went to church on Sunday. And yes, I managed not to burst into flames when I walked through the door. Ethan's actually been going every Sunday now for quite a while and he really enjoys it. Well Sunday he was one of the shepherds in a play that his church was putting on.
The pictures aren't too clear, but you can still tell what a cutie pie he is. On both sides of him are my little sisters.
What I don't have is a picture of the 3 y/o little girl who played Mary. She was holding a baby doll which was supposed to be Jesus. Her only task was to lay baby Jesus down into this rectangular, wooden box filled with hay. Only she didn't lay him down, she slammed dunked him into that bitch like she was Carmelo Anthony. Not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!! It was the funniest thing ever. After she'd throw him in there, she'd raise up her arms and clap above her head while saying, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" All of us in there about died laughing.
But the best moment of the evening was when *someone's* dumb ass forgot to turn off her cell. During a quiet moment Snoop Dog busted out with, "When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot." Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's worse than letting out a fart in church.
Afterwards the church people had snacks down in the basement. This is me and Ethan stuffing our faces with homemade cookies.
Ethan was also given a gift for participating in the play. His very own nativity set, which are like little G.I. Joe's but more holy. WOW!! Who gives this as a gift to an 8 y/o? When this person was shopping for these gifts, did they actually look at that and say, "Awww, I bet the kids would LOVE to play with one of these." I bet you're wondering what Ethan thought about it? Well on the car ride home he asked, "Can I use these as targets to practice with my new paint ball gun?" Don't worry, I told him no. It's better to use the cats instead because they're moving targets. JUST KIDDING!!
Deep Throat of the Day: I have a lunch date today with a very cute patient. =)