On Tuesdays we don't see any patients at work. I'm basically there to do the insurance bullshit. The doc usually will pop his head in for an hour or two in the morning and the front desk girl comes in from 10-1. So after 1 I'm all alone until 5. I hate being there by myself. Granted, I do get a lot of work done, but I'm constantly hearing noises, thinking that someone's in the office.......lurking in the back somewhere......waiting to kill me or some shit.
I admit, I'm a big baby!! Shit, I can't even flush the toilet when I get up in the middle of the night to go pee because the sound it makes scares the shit out of me when it's dark in the house.
Anyway, if I have to use the restroom when the front desk girl leaves, I leave the door open. If I don't, someone might sneak in and be waiting outside the door and kill me when I open it. It's true people!! I swear!! So, I was doing a #1 when the doc walked around the corner and caught me!!!! He asked what I was doing? Well DUH!! It doesn't take a PhD to figure that out!! So I had to explain to him my fear of being alone. How fucking embarrassing. Fortunately for me he thought it was funny.
Deep Throat of the Day: Go ahead and pick on me for being a scaredy cat......