Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Caught with my pants down

On Tuesdays we don't see any patients at work. I'm basically there to do the insurance bullshit. The doc usually will pop his head in for an hour or two in the morning and the front desk girl comes in from 10-1. So after 1 I'm all alone until 5. I hate being there by myself. Granted, I do get a lot of work done, but I'm constantly hearing noises, thinking that someone's in the office.......lurking in the back somewhere......waiting to kill me or some shit.

I admit, I'm a big baby!! Shit, I can't even flush the toilet when I get up in the middle of the night to go pee because the sound it makes scares the shit out of me when it's dark in the house.

Anyway, if I have to use the restroom when the front desk girl leaves, I leave the door open. If I don't, someone might sneak in and be waiting outside the door and kill me when I open it. It's true people!! I swear!! So, I was doing a #1 when the doc walked around the corner and caught me!!!! He asked what I was doing? Well DUH!! It doesn't take a PhD to figure that out!! So I had to explain to him my fear of being alone. How fucking embarrassing. Fortunately for me he thought it was funny.

Deep Throat of the Day: Go ahead and pick on me for being a scaredy cat......

15 comments:

Rumblin Durango said...
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Rumblin Durango said...

You can always e-mail me your new work number, and I can call ya occasionally, when yer lonely and spooked... :)

Am I bordering on Stalking yet?

NWJR said...

What can I say?

- That's some funny shit
- I laughed so hard I peed my pants
- Good thing he didn't scare the crap out of you
- At least he wasn't pissed

OK, I'll stop now.

jsull28fl@yaho said...

buy a shooter
just a lil sexy pearl handled chick gun and tote it around
good thing you weren't poopin huh?
that'd been somewhat embarrasing'r. Why not lock the outside door when the desk girl leaves?
just some suggestions
js

Rumblin Durango said...

April, embarrassed about poopin'? Naaaaaaaaaaaah. But, that is a good idea, to lock the outside door. Unless, the bathroom is outside the office, in a common area or something, which wouldn't help the situation any.

Itchy said...

No laughing here. I worked for a psychiatrist in WV and sometimes I had to be there all alone. And the patients, well they were mental patients ya know. Some of them were a bit scary with their delusions. And my office was toward the back and had one way in and way way out. I hated those days. I'd hear all sorts of shit going on...spook myself right on out. I actually hid under my desk one time...

js said...

I'm full of good ideas.
It would have been embarrassing'r though because it surely would have been the nastiest, rankest, loudest, most painful poop experience ever. That woulda been my luck anyway.
js

A.J. said...

Hey at least you work in an office that has a bathroom!!

Dark Damian said...

Damn, Ape.

Damn.

Well, at least he knows for sure that you're not a guy now, right?

Aaaaaaaaaaand I'm sure I'm gonna get a phone call for THAT comment. I'm out.

Amanda said...

My office is in the basement of an old, four story building that makes strange noises, and I'm terrified when I'm alone in there at night. It would make a great haunted house.

Kira said...

That's why I have a cat. If I hear any funky noises, I just reassure myself, "that's the cat," and then I'm ok ;)

katrice said...

Nothing wrong with admitting your fear. I used to work alone sometimes in two ancient buildings in downtown D.C. Both of them creeped me completely out.

NC Bluesman said...

I worked for 8 years in the basement of the county mental health bulding. I've been in to work a lot of times when I was the only one there. I just "held it" til I got home. Now, I cary my old guitar with me for safety.

schmims said...

I think I saw a porn video that started that way.

Anonymous said...

You are too cute to pick on. Brunettes rock my world, blondes hate me because I have better hair than they do.

Long live the memory of Brett Favre.

Sexy in Milwaukee.