So I'm sitting here at work all by myself (everyone's out to lunch) when the door opens and 5 guys walk in and all stand at the counter. They all had really long dreadlocks and those colorful knitted hat things (I have no idea what they're called) that the Jamaican jellyfish characters wore in Shark Tale. First you must know that seeing this is VERY unusual for the city I work in and even more unusual for them to be walking into my office. So I say, "Hi. How may I help you?" And one guy says, "I'm here about the job advertised in The Washington Post." And I started laughing. This is so rude of me, I know. But why on earth would you bring an entourage of people with you to a doctors office to inquire about a job? Who does that?
So one asked, "What's so funny." I said, "I'm sorry, it's not funny, but more ironic. We just filled that position this morning." So I lied, but the position did get filled 2 weeks ago.
Guess you had to be there.
Deep Throat of the Day: Take note that I managed not to use A SINGLE curse word during this whole post.
C'mon, y'all know me better than that.