Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Where's my camera when I need it

So I'm sitting here at work all by myself (everyone's out to lunch) when the door opens and 5 guys walk in and all stand at the counter. They all had really long dreadlocks and those colorful knitted hat things (I have no idea what they're called) that the Jamaican jellyfish characters wore in Shark Tale. First you must know that seeing this is VERY unusual for the city I work in and even more unusual for them to be walking into my office. So I say, "Hi. How may I help you?" And one guy says, "I'm here about the job advertised in The Washington Post." And I started laughing. This is so rude of me, I know. But why on earth would you bring an entourage of people with you to a doctors office to inquire about a job? Who does that?

So one asked, "What's so funny." I said, "I'm sorry, it's not funny, but more ironic. We just filled that position this morning." So I lied, but the position did get filled 2 weeks ago.

Guess you had to be there.

Deep Throat of the Day: Take note that I managed not to use A SINGLE curse word during this whole post.

FUCKER.

C'mon, y'all know me better than that.

9 comments:

Macca said...

I guess some people prefer to "roll deep" in certain social situations.

NWJR said...

LOL...I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Amanda said...

Maybe I need an entourage in my office....

Oh, and you're compliment started something on the other site. Nothing Milkalicious though. ;)

Dark Damian said...

And here my cousin said you were nice and kinda hot. He'll be devastated to know you were talking trash about him behind his back and all.

Mmm hmm.

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Anonymous said...

So you respond with questions about your profanity by posting a picture with you giving the finger. Are you 10? I mean after all your profile pic has you sticking out your tongue. Your son is in deep trouble whether you curse around him or not, because you are immature trash. As you say, you are a "grown woman". So, it might be time to start acting like it.

By the way, I now know what you look like and about where you live. Just sayin.

NWJR said...

WTF is up with this dipshit "anonymous"? Someone needs a life. Here's a clue, "anonymous"...if you're so interested in "immature trash", look no further than your bathroom mirror.

Dark Damian said...

Anonymous, I'm almost certain no one held a Berreta to your head and made you read April's blog.

If you find her so reprehensible...go somewhere else.

This is me being nice, by the way.

Keep talking shit about my friend, and watch all the nice drain away.

Just sayin'.

J R Estelle said...

Ok...why would you bring friends with you to apply for a job?