Wednesday, February 21, 2007

He should be a comedian

Last night Ethan looked at me with a serious look and said, "Mommy, when you went to Florida did you have to buy 2 plane tickets?" I looked at him with a confused look, "Why would I have needed 2 plane tickets?" He smiled really big and said, "Because your butt's too big to fit in just one seat!" Then he cracked up laughing and said, "I GOT YOU, MOMMY!"

My little turd!!

Deep Throat of the Day: It's really not THAT big.

16 comments:

Randi said...

I love little kid jokes.

NWJR said...

Good stuff.

The Soviet said...

can i borrow some ass from you? i'm sad to say that's a gene i got from my dad. and it doesn't fill my jeans, that gene.

Coley said...

Ahhh, now the nice thing here is that he's also worked in a covert "Your Mama" joke. Just glorious.

And booty is where it's at, lady! Ask a girl who knows.

Dark Damian said...

Yes.

Yes it is.

Ginormous.

Sassy One said...

Kids are hilarious..even when they're not...

js said...

hmmmmmmm
i dont think i have ever seen ur butt but i cant imagine its big
js

V said...

Aren't kids the best......always there to make you feel GREAT!! LOL!

Dark Damian said...

JS, there's a black woman in North Carolina walking around right now, assless, wondering where it went.

April, return that woman's ass. Just because you stopped at a rest area on I-95 and spotted it DOESN'T mean you get to take it.

Jim McKee said...

April, I think you should post a pic of your ass so that we can judge for ourselves.

Clothed, of course... unless you feel inclined to do otherwise. (smirk)

Anonymous said...

I wanna see your naked ass you dirty tramp

april said...

Anon: Show me yours and I'll show you mine, you nasty bastard.

Anonymous said...

I have a picture of April's ass... I'm special. ;)

Anonymous said...

Seriously, If I show you my naked ass you will show me yours?? THat might be worth it you slut. ;)

Ev said...

Wow. Ethan just gave you a sick burn.

OWNED.

Mojotek said...

Holy crap... that was brilliant!