Last night Ethan looked at me with a serious look and said, "Mommy, when you went to Florida did you have to buy 2 plane tickets?" I looked at him with a confused look, "Why would I have needed 2 plane tickets?" He smiled really big and said, "Because your butt's too big to fit in just one seat!" Then he cracked up laughing and said, "I GOT YOU, MOMMY!"
My little turd!!
Deep Throat of the Day: It's really not THAT big.