Monday, February 12, 2007

Post 213

This number post is significant because my birthday is TOMORROW 2/13. Wow.

I think Mother Nature is an evil bitch who hates me. Why you ask? Because it's supposed to snow like crazy here on my birthday and Valentine's Day. Stupid whore.

I hope y'all had as wonderful of a weekend as I did.

Deep Throat of the Day: A stomach cell only lives for 2 days. Poor things.

19 comments:

Jim McKee said...

Did you see the overflowed toilet yourself, or did he just *tell* you about it?

(smirk)

april said...

Jim: I did see it. We actually rented a movie and were prepared to have a relaxing evening after he cooked me dinner. That was until we walked into his house and started slushing with every foot step. It was horrible.

Amanda said...

I was going to comment on something else and then I saw the "he cooked me dinner" comment. I'm so jealous!

Kira said...

Ok, so how was it?

Oh come on. You know I had to ask. I'm just like that :)

wjc said...

Happy Birthday!

Look on the bright side of it - find yourself a special someone and enjoy being "snowed in" for your birthday/V-day. I'm sure you'd have no problems finding a taker for that :)

NWJR said...

Happy Happy Birthday!

KBear said...

Happy Birthday April!

Fyrchk told me about your blog, so I came over to check it out.

Your son is the CUTEST thing on this earth (next to my nephew of course. im biased!) he looks so much like you!

i just finished reading your whole blog and catching up. cant wait for more!!

KBear

Kelly said...

I found your blog from Beauty and the Beer.. You crack me up ..

Happy Birthday ~ good luck with your new man !!

Bill said...

HAppy Birthday.

GalacticallyStupid said...

Hope you have a Happy Birthday. How does a toilet overflow and flood an entire townhouse? Was he there when it happened? If not, how did it flush on its own? I'm just saying...

Coley said...

Happy Freaking Birthday April!
Ah, ushering in a new year with a man who makes dinner.
Just awesome!

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday! Hope your day is everything you expect and more.

Sexy in Milwaukee.

I will remain anonymous...for a while.

Macca said...

Happy Birthday!!!

Cassa said...

Don't worry.

Snow = Cold = Snuggling = Perfect for Valentine's Day!

Anonymous said...

You're a dirty tramp.

Anonymous said...

Fucking whore.

Anonymous said...

To the last 2 anonymous posts.
Get a fucking life.

Happy Valentines Day everyone else.

Sexy in Milwaukee.

Sassy One said...

Happy (belated) Birthday! I hope it was a good one!
We are buried in snow too...a snow day for Valentine's day. Yippee!

Oh and those comments from the anon?

Fuck off you fall down decapitated diddly ass butt fuck. Get a life.

Randi said...

Happy belated birthday and Happy Valentine's Day, April!!