Tuesday, September 04, 2007

They're here......

So I'm just sitting here all by myself at work today because we're closed on Tuesdays. I'm minding my own business when not one, not two, but THREE really hot firefighters walk into my office. Firefighters? I don't smell smoke? There's no stranded kitties in here. What do these men want? Am I in heaven? Did I get into another car accident and these guys are here to escort me to heaven? NO! It couldn't be. The oldest looking of the three opens his perfectly plump lips and says, "We're here for inspections." (I will admit that I thought, holy shit, I get to inspect three hot fucking firefighters!!) Apparently the look on my face (see dumbass) showed that we weren't on the same page with the inspections, so he said, "We're just checking around the office for this list of health & safety guidelines. You know with fire extinguishers and alarms, that sort of stuff." Me now feeling like the biggest, most stupidest fuck in the world, "OHHHHH, OK!"

God I'm a fucking idiot.

So they walk around inspecting, and they find nothing to be alarmed about. One of them slides a piece of paper and pen across the counter to me and I, being the dumb retarded asshole that I am, say, "Do I need to sign something?" NO YA FUCK, THE PEN AND PAPER ARE A GIFT!!

Lord help me. I need it.

I signed the paper and the three hot firefighters left. After the door shut, I heard one say something but I couldn't make out what. Then they all started laughing. Probably at me, the dumbass. I shouldn't be allowed to be out in society, really.

In other news.....Ethan started 4th grade today! No phone calls yet, so things must be going pretty good.

Hope y'all had a great holiday weekend!!

Deep Throat of the Day: Have mercy.

9 comments:

Callie said...

(3 hot firefighters = dumbass woman)
I certainly can understand that, it would be the same with me! Yay for hot firefighters!!

NWJR said...

I feel that same way whenever the college cheerleaders are outside practicing. I hate myself for it, but there you have it.

Carmel Beauty said...

Damn girl I feel Ya! I wouldn't know what to do either.

mikey said...

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who says just the dumbest shit when confronted by attractive people.

The Soviet said...

There's no stranded kitties in here

are you sure, gurl? ;)

Amanda said...

You let them leave?? April, I'm so disappointed in you!! ;)

Rach said...

Why are firefighters always so hot, and throw us into a frenzy?

mojotek said...

Why do so many women think Fire Fighters are hot? Is it because they really do have to keep themselves in shape to save people's lives, unlike the police?

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh this explains why you missed my party Sunday......your brain (among other parts) was on fire.

Good luck with the court stuff on 13th.