The following is going to be a very negative, completely juvenile, absurdly ridiculous post filled with lots and lots of bad words. You've been warned.
*I HATE dumb ass motherfucking cocksucking people who don't know how to fucking drive! It's because of THESE people that I go INFUCKINGSANE and drive like a maniac. I'm a bitch on a mission when I'm behind the wheel and that's to get to where I need to go WITH the proper amount of speed to not cause a migraine. That's right, if I'm going too slow, my head starts pounding, palms start sweating, and obscenities start flying from my mouth. It's not pretty. Yet there are IGNORANT fuckers around here who somehow don't seem to know the speed limit on the road they're driving on.....so they drive slow. Holding shit up. Then there's the motherfuckers who slam on their fucking brakes when they see blue lights ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!! I understand slowing down to the speed limit, but slamming on your brakes causes you to deserve a fucking beating!
*I HATE that this phone at work won't stop ringing. And what I HATE even more is hearing when I answer, "Please hold for an important phone call. A representative will be with you shortly." Ummmmmmm FUCK YOU!! Who in the world actually stays on the line for these things? This is officially the worst idea ever and the person who thought of it should have his/her pubic hairs individually plucked out.
*I HATE BITCHES!
*I HATE my uterus!
*I HATE Tom Brady. Pussy ass mother fucker.
*I HATE the fact that Romo is being compared to Favre.
*I HATE my commute!
*I HATE I95!
*I HATE MOTHERFUCKERS, DOUCHE BAGS, ASSFUCKS, AND THE GOOFY LOOKIN' COCK-LICKER WHO SAID "Wooo weee, I bet your pussy tastes good" while stopped at a light on my lunch break!
*I do however LOOOOOOOOVE THIS LITTLE GEM (NSFW). Best toy invention since the wall banger!
Deep Throat of the Day: Colander = Strainer. Fucking Idoit!