Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Oh, my boy!

It's been a while since I've posted a funny Ethan story. Not because there's a lack of material, but because I'm just a slacker with my blog.

Saturday night Ethan went to the mall with my little sister, Casey, and her boyfriend, Jason. Casey decided that she wanted to go to Victoria's Secret. Apparently Ethan didn't care for going into the store so he looked at Jason and said, "We should leave her here and go do something manly." Jason just laughed and said, "I know, but sometimes you just have to do what your girlfriend wants."

What Casey told me after that little comment, made me thank my lucky stars that I wasn't there because I would've won the shittiest mother of the year award. Casey was looking at some panties and Ethan said in a not so quiet voice, "My mom has those same panties, but in black." Then there was a mannequin wearing a lingerie combo and Ethan yelled across the store, "Hey Casey, my mom has this same thing! I think my dad bought it for her a long time ago!"

Yeah, that's embarrassing.

You're probably wondering how my son knows about my panties and lingerie. Well, he's nosy. Bottom line. No, he's never seen me in any lingerie. He's just really really nosy and has gone through my drawers. Which is exactly the reason why I stopped keeping my toys in them.

Anyway, I hope y'all have been doing really well!

Deep Throat of the Day: I know your secret, Victoria!

7 comments:

J R Estelle said...

Too funny. But of all the things a kid could blurt out in that store...that's really tame!

Unlike the 4 year old I heard in the grocery store saying to him mom, "but I want the toothbrush with the boobies, mom". He meant Oral B and the design.

Carmel Beauty said...

Funny!

Southern Sage said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
atta boy!!

Coley said...

Fantastic. Kids will out you anytime, any place. Meanwhile, I always love watching kids do this to parents. I can only imagine the payback when it's my turn.

NWJR said...

Good times. Good times. :-)

The Soviet said...

remind me to put away the cock rings, dildos and porn when ethan comes to my house.

Randi said...

Are you ok, dude? With the whole Favre retirement? Just want to make sure...