I've unofficially deemed today, February 12th, 2009 as National Complain Day. Everyone will have the right to complain about whatever it is they want without being called a Negative Nelly, Debbie Downer, an asshole or a bitch. I'm aware that you've probably complained a million times and no one has called you those (or any other) names, at least not to your face, but it's my blog and I'm about to complain. So I figured I'd invite you all to complain with me so I don't feel left out! OK? Good. I'll start..
Every day I travel on what's called the Dulles Toll Road. It has this name because well, it's filled with toll booths. I'm going to make an educated guess and say that a good 99% of the people that are traveling on this road during rush hour times are well aware of the tolls. They know exactly where they are and how much you'll have to pay. So why is it that just about every single morning there's some fucking asswad who has to hold up the flow by digging for money while at the booth? This fucker KNEW there'd be a toll!!!! GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY READY BEFORE THE TOLL YOU DOUCHE BAG! Oh and maybe if you'd GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE you wouldn't be so oblivious to what the fuck's going on and you would've HAD your money ready. But NOOOOOO, you gotta be a DICK and fuck up the flow. Asshole.
Also every day I go through the drive-thru at MickeyD's to flood my veins with my crack known as sweet tea. Why is it that people still don't know what the fuck's on the menu at McDonald's? The menu hasn't changed too drastically pretty much since that bitch opened. And the changes that are made are broadcast in a bazillion commercials over the t.v. and radio. Unless you're living under a rock, you know what the fuck is on the menu at McDonald's. Not only that but the drive-thru is designed for FAST SERVICE. Because hey, it is fast fucking food, right? But when the assfucks who spend 10 minutes trying to decide if they want that extra slice of cheese clog up the drive-thru, I feel like getting out of my car and saying, "FUCK THE CHEESE! JUST GO ASSHOLE!" That same asshole spends another 10 minutes either looking for money or trying to decide if they want to pay with cash or credit. It also pisses me off when a caravan full of people use the drive-thru. Especially when they're all paying separately. They make fast food slower than a snail.
I would also like to complain about these damn phones which won't stop ringing. People all calling up here like this is a business or something. DAMN!
To take a small break from complaining, I would like to add that TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!!
OK, you may resume complaining.....go ahead, it's your turn. Complain away in the comments. DO IT!!
Deep Throat of the Day: 31.............