*I still have the same ol' ugly mug. Bell's Palsy didn't plague me again. Guess I worried for nothing. But thanks for your warm wishes. (Even you, Grant)
*Am I the only one who thinks that people in a Smart car look stupid? (not stupid like duh stupid, but like clowns in a clown car stupid)
*Why do companies write "This page intentionally left blank" on pages? It's not technically blank because they wrote "This page intentionally left blank" on it. Why not say, "This page intentionally left without anything of substance because we thought we'd give you one page to the cushion the blow of the humongous bill you're about to see on the next page."
*I do not like foil gum wrappers. I think they're gross and I don't know why. Because of this, I'm not a fan of chewing gum that comes in foil wrappers.
*My title is Posting by bullets, yet asterisks are not bullets. Then again, bullets are not bullets either. They're DOTS!
*One of my coworkers dresses like a hooker.
*Anther coworker has an ass that makes me drool. She caught me staring at it the other day and she asked, "What are you doing?" I replied, "Just zoning out." But I couldn't help it, her ass looked hungry. It must've been because it was eating her pants.
*Joe and I saw Chelsea Handler from the tv show Chelsea Lately do stand-up and let me tell you, she's one funny bitch. Between her, the alcohol, and my tight jeans, I almost pissed myself when I laughed really hard. Which was pretty much the whole time.
*Ethan's doing so much better in his new class. I almost want to call the principal and rub it in her face that it wasn't my son causing the problems, like she said. Fucking bitch. I hope she gets bed bugs and then someone forgets to tell her, "Night night. Don't let the bed bugs bite."
*I love my boyfriend so damn much.
*This post has nothing of substance. Maybe I should've written, "This post intentionally left blank."