I understand the fax machine is located in my office. However, there's some things we need to get straight:
NO you do not have to ASK me to use the fax. That also means it's not OK to stand there while I'm on the phone, waiting for me to hang up, just to ask if it's OK to use it.
YES you have to put the paper face down. Just as the note I've written (and put in clear site) reads
NO I do not know if your fax has gone through, please check yourself.
NO I do not know why it always says SLEEP in the little window, so please do not ask me every single time you come in to use it.
NO I do not know how to fix it when it's not working.
YES I know how to use it but that does not mean I will send all of your faxes for you. Do it your damn self...it's a fax machine, not rocket science!
NO it is not my job to delegate where all the incoming faxes go.
NO I am not responsible for maintaining it's paper supply.
This is the fax for the entire office! It just so happens that my office is the most space friendly environment for it to be in. I am not responsible for it nor am I it's keeper. WE as a whole are responsible. So PLEASE do not pester me every.single.motherfucking.time you come into my office to use the fax machine! And just to make things clear because after YEARS some of you still don't know:
1.put paper face down
2.dial the number
YES, it's that damn simple!
Thank you very much for your time and cooperation. Please have a wonderful day!
The Office Bitch