Last night while standing in line at the grocery store, I read the cover of one of those sleazy celebrity magazines. From that link you can see there's a picture of Jon Gosselin from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" on one half of the cover and the Nanny he supposedly had an affair with on the other half. In bold print was written, "NANNY ADMITS AFFAIR WITH JON. HE'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK:" Underneath that the first bulletin point says, "THEY HAD SEX WHILE THE KIDS WERE SLEEPING."
Is having sex while the kids are sleeping a bad thing? Apparently so according to this magazine. I don't get it. If you can't have sex while the kids are sleeping, then when CAN you have sex? When they're awake? When they're at school? Outside playing? At the sitters? In the bathtub? Eating dinner? I mean really, as a parent, I looked forward to Ethan's sleepy time so I could get my groove on. But I guess I'm worse than you think, too.
It's a sad, sad world when the biggest news is some reality t.v. star's sex life. Never mind the economy or healthcare. No, no. Wannabe celebrities are fucking while their kids are sleeping!! STOP THE PRESS!
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