Tuesday, October 27, 2009

TMI Tuesday #210

1) What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?
*Be arrogant.
*Lie to me.
*Be on the phone talking or texting entirely too much.

2) Pick an animal that best displays your personality. :)
*Chipmunk. (it was the first thing that came to my mind, so I wrote it)

3) If your S/O stopped having sex with you, how long would you stay?
*This question has too many questions that need to be answered before I can answer it. Is the no sex thing permanent? What's the reason he stopped? Is this a problem that can't be fixed with Viagra or something?

4) Are you more passive or aggressive when the relationship becomes physical?
*B-E-AGG-R-E-SS-IVE, AGGRESSIVE, B-E AGREESIVE, BE AGGRESIVE! (I know you guys know this cheer)

5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
*Um, YEAH. Did you expect me to just stand outside in the parking lot or some shit?

Bonus (as in optional)
: What percentage of women do you think are capable of handling being in a "friends with benefits" relationship? How about men?
Women: 53%
*Men: 79%
(please note: I just pulled these percentages out of my ass.)

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Grant said...

I'm going to play along by telling you that last week I stayed home sick one day and I coughed so hard that I sharted in my underwear.

Now that's definitely too much information.

Bri said...

OMG - You crack me up!!!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC answers.... from the chipmunk to the "Be Aggressive" cheer, way too funny!!!! Thanks for the good cheer today - and happy TMI Tuesday :)

Storm said...

Good anwsers.

Check out my first TMI Tuesday at http://365-days-of-sex.blogspot.com/2009/10/tmi-tuesday.html.

R said...

Good stuff, April.

Dewey's System said...

I've never heard the cheer before but suddenly imagining you in a tight little outfit doing the cheer for me has gotten me all bothered. I'm liking that visual. ;-)

And no, we certainly don't expect you to wait in the parking lot.

Just starting to realize how much you like to talk about "ass" and "shit". I like that